#5 Unstuck in [4/4] Time ~ Johnny Masiulewicz

Equal parts memoir, Top-40 radio, and skipping erratically through the passage that wave-particle duality allows all wrapped in a Kurt Vonnegut meta-literary convention, this issue find the Happy Tapir sporadically and suddenly plucked from the present to be dropped at various points along his personal space-time continuum. One note of incidental mall-music could suddenly find him in a minimart parking lot during the New Wave-ian late 1980s.